dailyseinfeld:

George: God, I’m starved, I’m weak from hunger.
Jerry: How can you think of food at the time like this?
George: Time like what? I’m hungry. My stomach doesn’t know that Kramer’s wanted.
Jerry: I told you to have breakfast, you should’ve had breakfast!
George: I couldn’t have breakfast, it was lunchtime! The three hour time difference threw me. I wanted a tuna fish sandwich, they wouldn’t serve me tuna fish sandwich, because they were only serving breakfast.
Jerry: You should’ve had some eggs.
George: For lunch? Who eats eggs for lunch?
Jerry: Have you ever heard of egg salad?
George: Why didn’t you say something then?
Jerry: I’ve gotta to tell you about existence of egg salad?
George: I need food, Jerry. I feel faint, I’m getting light headed.

(via The Trip pt.2)

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    to start saying “I’m weak from hunger”
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    It’s true, you really are the George to my Jerry. Does that make Helmet Kramer and Maddi Elaine?
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    clearly george costanza has never met max gordon.
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    the same conversation before…just not with
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