George: God, I’m starved, I’m weak from hunger.
Jerry: How can you think of food at the time like this?
George: Time like what? I’m hungry. My stomach doesn’t know that Kramer’s wanted.
Jerry: I told you to have breakfast, you should’ve had breakfast!
George: I couldn’t have breakfast, it was lunchtime! The three hour time difference threw me. I wanted a tuna fish sandwich, they wouldn’t serve me tuna fish sandwich, because they were only serving breakfast.
Jerry: You should’ve had some eggs.
George: For lunch? Who eats eggs for lunch?
Jerry: Have you ever heard of egg salad?
George: Why didn’t you say something then?
Jerry: I’ve gotta to tell you about existence of egg salad?
George: I need food, Jerry. I feel faint, I’m getting light headed.(via The Trip pt.2)
June 10, 2010